"If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work." - Ernest Hemingway
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Busy
Friday, January 21, 2011
Top 25 Tracks of 2010
2. Kanye West, “Runaway”
3. LCD Soundsystem, “Dance Yrself Clean”
5. Twin Shadow, “When We’re Dancing”
6. Javelin, “We Ah Wi”
7. Crystal Castles, “Baptism”
8. Sharon van Etten, “Save Yourself”
9. Hot Chip, “I Feel Better”
10. Wolf Parade, “What Did My Lover Say?”
17. Buke and Gass, “Your Face Left Before You”
18. Four Tet, “She Just Likes to Fight”
19. FLIGHT, “Goodbye Horses”
20. The Walkmen, “Woe Is Me”
21. Cee Lo Green, “Fuck You!”
22. ceo, “White Magic”
23. Wavves, "King of the Beach"
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
The Denver Post

Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Top 15 Albums of 2010
1. Beach House - Teen Dream2. Titus Andronicus - The Monitor
3. Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
4. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
5. ceo - White Magic
6. Menomena - Mines
7. Future Islands - In Evening Air
8. The Dead Weather - Sea of Cowards
9. Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty
10. Das Racist - Sit Down, Man
11. No Age - Everything In Between
12. Joanna Newsom - Have One on Me
13. Warpaint - The Fool
14. Woods - At Echo Lake
15. Das Racist - Shut Up, Dude
Thursday, November 04, 2010
TONY bologna

Monday, October 04, 2010
McSweeney's Second Annual Columnist Contest - I didn't win

After living in New York City as a writer for five years, Colin St. John, 27, decided he had had enough of the Big Apple and would move back to his hometown of Denver,Colorado. He conveniently forgot that after blowing all of his paltry savings on a three-month-long road-trip that he would be moving home quite literally.
One full example column:
Column #1: Upon the sharing of meals
She just walked past me chewing with her mouth open. That kills me every time.
Let me say, right off the bat, that my mom is great. She is generous, loving, gregarious, and on and on. But, she is 59 years old, a nonstop spark-plug with a serious work ethic, always smiling, a woman…lots of things I am not. Also, she has taken the day-one joke that I made to call each other “roommate” way too far and I don’t think she has called me “Colin,” “son” or “you” in at least three months.
Let me also say that I know thinking your mom is great is not a feeling solely held by me. It’s just that my mom is better than all of your moms. Now that I have said that, hopefully she will not kick me out of this basement.
And she chews with her mouth open. It’s the way she chews, too. Sometimes I get so annoyed by the way she eats that my dizzying infuriation makes it seem like her mouth is moving in slow motion. Kind of like that “Forever” scene The Sandlot but with cookie crumbs coming out of the sides.
It’s the type of anger that can only be reserved for someone you spend most of your time with: many of my peers may find themselves clenching their teeth when their girlfriend tucks in a sheet a particular way or wife wipes their kid’s ice cream stain up with her spit. Perhaps an indication of my relative maturity level, I get upset when my mom doesn’t close her lips.
But, open orifices aren’t really our biggest problems when it comes to meals. It’s become the nightly Achilles heel in our recent relationship. As of late, we have been embattled in a meat war. It started with some graying beef kabobs and moved on to some overly-marbled lamb that she said we couldn’t grill because it was made “for a stew.” If anyone ever says meat is made “for a stew,” that meat is shitty meat.
Because of these egregious transgressions, I forbade her this past weekend from purchasing the protein for the household from now on. The last straw came from some on-sale deli turkey that had little, clear fat windows throughout like a budget fromage de tête. (New York City has its problems but having Boars Head available on every corner is not one of them.)
The overarching issue is that often I try to eat “healthy” (or, I guess it should be “healthily” for Manual of Style folks); she does not.
Born in Cleveland, Ohio, Penny St. John likes to eat, and to cook, prototypical Midwestern meals. She likes meatloaf, pasta and chili. Go-to eating out or ordering in can fall into one of the following categories:
1) Pizza: Let me tell you, Papa John’s possesses neither better ingredients nor better pizza
2) Cheese-covered Tex-Mex: I guess there isn’t ‘Rado-Mex
3) Cheese: Preferably school-bus-yellow block cheddar
4) Chinese: She gets the moo shu chicken now instead of pork because “it’s good” for her
So, it ain’t exactly the South Beach Diet. (The fact that that is the most recent diet trend I can recall should say something.) And, I’m a big guy—certainly not going to be starring in any Bowflex commercials anytime soon. It’s just that if I want to have, say, sushi or anything not pipelined in from Wisconsin, it’s not going to happen.
(I suppose it doesn’t help that I am poor as shit and depend on my mother for many of my meals at the age of twenty-seven. It’s a high school redux down here, with Jimi Hendrix posters, a twin bed and forgotten 30-waist Dockers making my almost ten years in Boston and New York City seem like a hallucination or needless interlude. Kind of like this entire paragraph.)
I viewed our nights home together as an opportunity to explore some new culinary territory, but it really hasn’t happened. (My mother, understandably, is probably still recovering from twenty years of my father—who now lives in Chicago—being the food critic in Denver and making us eat Ethiopian four nights in a given week.) I guess the most important thing is that even if our frequent meals together now haven’t been what I expected—even if they are exactly what I should have expected—our conversations have been just swell. Maybe that’s because, unlike the overarching cinematic scholar agreement that The Sandlot is a top-ten-of-all-time film, we know this isn’t going to last forever.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
HuffPost

Friday, August 20, 2010
Hail to the Chief

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
The interview that never dies...like a Phish solo
Phish is playing Jones Beach tonight and tomorrow and, hilariously/fittingly/tongue-in-cheekily, Brooklyn Vegan has posted part of my interview with Trey Anastasio from last year and linked to the whole shebang. Let the grumpy hipster comments begin!(They killed it at Alpine Valley this past weekend, by the way.)
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Waste Farmers
http://www.westword.com/2010-07-15/news/waste-farmers-farm-waste-for-a-more-sustainable-future/

My favorite part that didn't make the cut? When Celesta talks about his friend from Santa Cruz who was named Goat and lived in a tree.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Here's another AOL review I did for the Phish show last night in Chicago:
http://www.spinner.com/2010/06/12/phish-open-tour-with-throwbacks-in-chicago/
Tour opener. Party.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Philadelphia Inquirer shout out
I've been traveling around this nation of ours for over a month now, so apologies for not shouting for a bit. Anyhow, my feature on Titus Andronicus in Time Out New York got some unexpected praise…from lead singer Patrick Stickles's father. From The Philadelphia Inquirer:"My dad called me up after reading the Time Out New York review," Stickles says, speaking of the album, which is significantly more accomplished and ambitious than the band's 2008 rough-and-ready debut, The Airing of Grievances. "He said, 'Did you see this? It says you made the first great concept album of the decade!' I said, 'Dad, it's March.' "
First The New York Times, then this. I've got you in my crosshairs now, Wall Street Journal!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Buy my roommate's book
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Another AOL review
From now on, I'll be collecting my AOL material in the sidebar like I've been doing for TONY these past couple of years. Over and out.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Pazz & Jop
My Pazz & Jop ballot is available to view here. For the second year in a row, I am the proud solo voter of a single (well, okay, last year I was the only person to vote for two songs).
This year's track is the Dutchess and the Duke's "Living This Life." They give it a go here in a live session:
Monday, December 28, 2009
Top 11 Albums of the 2000s
1. Radiohead - Kid A2. Radiohead - Amnesiac
3. Panda Bear - Person Pitch
4. Joanna Newsom - Ys
5. Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
6. The White Stripes - White Blood Cells
7. TV on the Radio - Return to Cookie Mountain
8. The White Stripes - Elephant
9. Radiohead - In Rainbows
10. The Strokes - Is This It
11. My Morning Jacket - It Still Moves
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Top 15 Albums of 2009
1. Sunset Rubdown - Dragonslayer2. Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx…Pt. II
3. Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
4. Fever Ray - Fever Ray
5. Dan Deacon - Bromst
6. Mos Def - The Ecstatic
7. Julian Casablancas - Phrazes for the Young
8. The Flaming Lips - Embryonic
9. Thomas Function - In the Valley of Sickness
10. tUnE-YaRdS - BiRd BrAiNs
11. Noah and the Whale - The First Days of Spring
12. Fuck Buttons - Tarot Sport
13. The Dutchess and the Duke - Sunset / Sunrise
14. Micachu - Jewellery
15. Japandroids - Post-Nothing
On this blog, I've made it a tradition to list my top fifteen records of the year (2007 is here and 2008 is here). For more words on why I chose the top ten, see our Time Out list here. Also, keep on the lookout for our decade lists and some Pazz & Jop action in January.
Thursday, December 03, 2009
AOL

The show was my tenth of the tour this year…one more to go tonight and another tomorrow for the even dozen. I am neither proud nor ashamed of this fact.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Got a Clif Bar and some cold green tea
Here's the exchange:
I keep getting caught on the Clif Bar line in “Stealing Time from the Faulty Plan.”
Yeah, it goes, “Got a blank space where my mind should be / Got a Clif Bar and some cold green tea.”
Is that a product placement?
I wish! If Clif Bar wants to give me some money for saying that, I’ll take it.
The only reason I asked that question was to get this in print so that Clif Bars will send me a case.
There was a period a little while ago where I wasn’t eating anything but Clif Bars. I think that line actually really comes from Tom [Marshall, who writes Phish’s lyrics] working in a cubicle at Prudential for the last few years. [Laughs] I went through a period for a couple months there, but I can’t keep eating them. I stopped. Unless they’re gonna give me some money and then I’ll start again.
What I didn't actually expect to happen was this:
Ask and you shall receive…
Hey Colin-
I read the Phish interview and of course loved it all…and especially the Clif section. I’d be more than happy to send you some bars if you were serious about wanting some Hit me with your contact (and Trey’s if you are so inclined;) and we’ll get you set up. Thanks for the mention and keep up the killer work. It’s a tough job hanging out with rockstars and seeing shows….but someone has to do it.
Ride Om!
Bryan
PS- I’m a fan ….not a clipping service
b.cole I director of field experience
clif bar & company 1610 fifth street, berkeley, ca 94710All killer, no filler!




