Friday, May 12, 2006

Onion Headlines #1 - Onion make a grown man cry.

"Reelin' in the Years" Would Be Best Song Ever, If Not for Chorus

Cats Mad at Randy Jackson

Kid From Small Town Can't Make It Here, Anywhere

Area Man Just Found Out What His Craigslist Roommate's Summer's Eve Is

Bush Replaces Hastert in Allstate Ads in Effort to Boost Approval Ratings

Classic Fugazi Album Name Changed to "15 Songs" for iTunes Re-Release

Scientists Consult Easter Candy Manufacturers for Anti-Aging Techniques

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