Things Crispin Glover did when I saw him today on the subway:
1) Checked Blackberry
2) Wore leather Euro boots
3) Crossed legs
4) Stood at wrong doors of subway until train was at full stop

Things he didn't do:
1) Ask me on a date with notes from a pad
2) Command all the subway rats to attack me
3) Challenge me to an arm wrestle
4) Sing a ditty by Charlie Manson
2 comments:
WHAT?! That's awesome!
I would've turned "Clowny Clown Clown" all the way up on my iPod.
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