Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Onion Headlines #2

Roommate's Toenails Far Grosser to Find at Bottom of Beer Than Cigarette Butts

Finding the Right Person Just Like "Deal or No Deal"

I Think the "Objective" Part of Resumes Is Really, Really Gay

Area Man Not Concerned With Latest Grey's Anatomy Plot Twist

It's Fucking Impossible to Get a Job at The Onion


daddy said...


Coriano said...

Howie is killin it in those Nikes!